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SHLUB: Good morning, Scott.

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Wait a moment. You're not Scott.

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WOMAN:
Scott had urgent business.

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Promised me 10 clams
to cover for him.

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SHLUB: Alright then, on with it.

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What's on the agenda for today?

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What boring responsibilities
must I shoulder?

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WOMAN: Whatever you want.
You're the king.

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SHLUB: Whatever I want, you say.

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WOMAN: I'll get the same amount
of clams either way.

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SHLUB:
Ah, I like you, New Scott.

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I hereby announce
King Shlub's Never-ending Wine,

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Hummus and Pita Festival.

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All you can eat and drink,
now and always.

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[All cheering]

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SHLUB: Not to toot my own horn,

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but I am great
at this King thing.

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In fact, you know what?

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I think I will toot my own horn.

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WOMAN: Sir, before you go
after your horn again,

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there's a problem.

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We're already out of hummus.

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SHLUB: Ah, there's always
more chip than dip.

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Well, not to worry.

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Announcing King Schub's Forever
Unlimited Wine and Pita Party.

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[All cheering]

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WOMAN: And we're out of pita.

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SHLUB: King's Shlub's Super,
Very Bottomless Wine Jamboree.

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[All cheering]

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WOMAN: And we're out of wine.

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In fact, nobody's done
anything but drink for weeks,

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so the whole city's out of food

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and overrun by rats!

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ALL: [Moaning]

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MAN: [Coughing]

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SHLUB: No!

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Who could have seen
this coming, New Scott?

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What do we do?

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WOMAN: I'd tell you,

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but you're also out of clams,
so I'm off the clock.

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?

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TYRANNIS:
And maybe the swamp gas had gone to my head,

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but by the end of the date,
I was walking on air.

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I think she was really into me.

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SHLUB: How could you tell?
Don't bog women communicate

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in language consisting
of grunts and shoves?

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TYRANNIS: Oh, there was grunting
and shoving all right.

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Actually, she may have been
trying to get me to go away.

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It has been a few weeks
since I heard from her.

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No, no, there was chemistry.

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Maybe it's bog custom
to wait a bit

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when you really like someone.

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SHLUB: That must be it.

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Say, what's the word

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for when a city
has completely run out of food?

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TYRANNIS: Famine.
SHLUB: Famine, yes.

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And what's the procedure
for handling that situation

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when it comes up?
Purely hypothetical.

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TYRANNIS: Is it hypothetical,

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or are we dealing
with a famine right now?

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Is that why
you came for breakfast?

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SHLUB: I can't say
I know for sure

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what "hypothetical" means,

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but to the other
two questions, yes.

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Look, I'm sure as king
you dealt with this scenario

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hundreds of times.
What did you do?

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TYRANNIS: Never did deal
with this, actually,

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because I was responsible.

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SHLUB:
Yeah, look where that got you.

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Unable to offer simple advice
to your own dad.

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Listen, what do you say
to coming back

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to the palace in a new role

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as your dear old dad's
chief of staff

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and bailing me out
like old times?

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TYRANNIS: Dad, I love you,
and because of that,

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I'm drawing a healthy boundary
for us both.

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SHLUB: You and your boundaries.

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Totally fine
to kiss on the cheek,

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but not on the neck.

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Arbitrary, Procrustean,
and impossible to keep track of.

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Well, if you're not going
to help me with the famine,

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while I've still got you,

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what do we do when the city
is overrun by rats?

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TYRANNIS: When?
[Screams]

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SHLUB: Strictly hypothetical.

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[Rats squeaking]

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STUPENDOUS:
Man, that's the problem

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with eating a bowl of barnacles.

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As soon as you're done,

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you just want
another bowl of barnacles.

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SCOTT: Column. Column. Column.

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Column. Column.

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STUPENDOUS: A real column
would never say that, Scott.

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SCOTT:
I'm not supposed to talk to you.

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Otherwise, someone will rip off
my scalp and wear it like a hat?

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STUPENDOUS: Hold up.
That sounds like my mom.

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Tell me what this is about,

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or I start crunching bones.

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SCOTT: Ah! Your mom's in Nappos

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for the goddess Hera's
exclusive girls weekend.

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STUPENDOUS: Ugh.

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Why wasn't I invited?

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SCOTT: You were!

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STUPENDOUS: Why would Mom
hide my invitation?

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Is she ashamed of me?

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HIPPOCAMPUS: To put it gently?

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Yes, you're not exactly
the nappest crowd.

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STUPENDOUS: So I have one eye

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and I'm built
like a big, hunky square.

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So I'm a little unpleasant

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to sit across from
while you're eating.

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So the inside
of my breastplate's

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got a smell
that can make your eyes water.

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So I don't have any interest
in a girl's weekend.

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But I'm still her daughter.

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Maybe I'll just accept
Hera's invitation.

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HIPPOCAMPUS: Why? You hate
this kind of pretentious event.

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STUPENDOUS: Yeah,
but not as much as I hate Mom

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thinking I can't fit in at one.

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Want to be my plus one?

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HIPPOCAMPUS: Ugh, wish I could,
but I'm sort of busy.

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STUPENDOUS: Training the rats
from the rat infestation

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to do your bidding
using rat sex as a reward?

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I know you pretty well by now.

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HIPPOCAMPUS:
The rules are simple.

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If the rats show
any sign of intelligence,

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they get to mate.

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The babies are getting
smarter and smarter every day.

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STUPENDOUS: How smart
do you want the rats to get?

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HIPPOCAMPUS: Just enough
to fetch me a cocktail.

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Carlos, Elliot, cocktail!

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Cocktail!

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[Rats squeaking]

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?

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HIPPOCAMPUS: What the-? Elliot!

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This is a gin and tonic.

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A cocktail has 3
or more ingredients!

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[Sighs]
We'll get there.

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HERA: Goddess Queen Deliria!

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DELIRIA: Hera!

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Delighted to see you.

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HERA: Where's Stupendous?

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The demigod princess.

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DELIRIA: She couldn't make it.

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Kicked in the head by a mule.
Shame.

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But she knows better
than to stand that close

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to the back of a mule.

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HERA: Giant earrings, giant hat,

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giant shadow glass eye blockers

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that you can see through
but other people can't,

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so they're not sure
where you're looking,

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but also you're not sure

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how invisible
your eyes actually are,

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so everyone's deliciously
just a little on edge.

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DELIRIA: Don't mind if I do.

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HERA:
Oh, I am so glad you're here.

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I've been dying to talk to you

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more about your whole
goddess-queen thing,

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because, as you know,
I'm queen of the gods.

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DELIRIA: Sort of.
HERA: So it's exciting

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to have someone on my level,
or closer to it at any rate.

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Now, I did hear I could hear
you say something in there,

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but of course I was
in the middle of a sentence,

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so it wasn't my job
to stop and listen.

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Or was it, somehow,
now that you're a goddess queen?

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DELIRIA: It was, actually.

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HERA: Okay, see? So interesting.

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That is why we have to talk,

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because that sounds
very wrong to me.

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BOTH: [Laughing]

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DELIRIA: Does it?
HERA: I can't wait

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to hear more about
how this is meant to work,

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with the status
and hierarchy and whatnot.

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Queen goddess, goddess queen.

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Oh, well, we certainly
both outrank these two.

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Boitus, Eegah!

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You remember Deliria.

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[Whispers]
Still trying to pretend

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her regular goddess daughter
isn't part goat.

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[Bleats]

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BOITUS: That was a yawn.
She's just a little tired from the trip.

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Um, did somebody order
a Cyclops prostitute?

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STUPENDOUS: Hello, mother.
Ashamed to see me?

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HERA: Hey! You made it!

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Del said you got kicked
in the head by a mule?

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STUPENDOUS: Oh, did Del?

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That was like 6 years ago.

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Also 4 years ago.

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Point is, I'm fine now.

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HERA: Great! Take some earrings!

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DELIRIA: Your ears
aren't even pierced.

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What are you doing?
STUPENDOUS: Fitting.

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[Moans]
In!

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SHLUB:
Tyrannis, I fixed the famine.

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TYRANNIS: Really, Dad?
How did you do it?

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SHLUB:
I ate two birds with one gulp

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and solved your love life
as well.

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I had a chat with my old friend,
Asskill.

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TYRANNIS:
The cannibal king? Wait,

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and this was
to solve our food crisis?

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SHLUB:
It's not what you're thinking.

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Turns out he has
a daughter, Viscera,

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and she's ready
to be married off

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and produce heirs.

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TYRANNIS: Dad, tell me
you haven't traded me for grain.

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SHLUB: Not at all!

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I've simply promised you
in marriage to the princess,

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as a trade, for grain!
TYRANNIS: Unbelievable.

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SHLUB:
I don't know if you know this,

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but that bog woman
is not going to call.

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Where are you going?
I'm still waiting for my kudos.

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TYRANNIS:
We're going to Killasses,

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because all you've succeeded in

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is getting me to do your job.

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And now I'm taking time
out of my busy day

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to go to Killasses to fix this.

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SHLUB: When you say busy day,
you mean-?

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TYRANNIS: I was mopping.

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SHLUB: Not if you don't change
the water, you're not.

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You're just pushing
the dirt around.

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MAN: Killassian fried children,

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it's finger licking,
finger licking!

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Try our family bucket,

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which includes one whole family.

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WOMAN: Chick filet!

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Chick as in the mildly
derogatory term for women,

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and filet for the method
of cutting them up.

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MAN 2:5 guys!

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4 guys!

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SHLUB: And you were worried
about the cannibalism?

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It's a delight!

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TYRANNIS: I just have
to figure out a way to get out of this marriage

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without ruining
our trade relationship with Asskill.

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Shouldn't you at least
meet the princess first?

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You might like her.
TYRANNIS: The cannibal princess.

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SHLUB: So she eats people.
We all have our quirks.

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Asskill, my old friend.

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ASSKILL: Shlub, welcome back!

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Prince Tyrannis,
good to meet you.

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TYRANNIS: We've met. Many times.

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ASSKILL: Have we?
I don't remember that.

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Shlub, you assured me

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that he had
generous birthing hips.

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I suppose I see his hips
with the father's eyes.

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Well, tonight...

246
00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:47,453
Tonight,
Tyrannis will meet Viscera.

247
00:08:47,454 --> 00:08:48,624
And if she accepts him,

248
00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:50,293
they'll be wed at once.

249
00:08:50,394 --> 00:08:52,430
TYRANNIS: Hold on.
If she accepts me?

250
00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,348
I assumed
this was all set in stone.

251
00:08:54,349 --> 00:08:55,937
We're cannibals, not must-abals.

252
00:08:55,938 --> 00:08:57,841
We don't marry people off
without their consent.

253
00:08:57,842 --> 00:09:00,848
TYRANNIS: Interesting.
She's got to want to marry me.

254
00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:03,052
ASSKILL: And of course,
if the wedding falls through,

255
00:09:03,053 --> 00:09:04,255
she'll be exiled.

256
00:09:04,256 --> 00:09:06,625
TYRANNIS: From here?
That doesn't sound so terrible.

257
00:09:06,626 --> 00:09:09,031
All I need to do
to get out of this marriage

258
00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:10,467
is to make exile

259
00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:12,136
seem more appealing
than being with me.

260
00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,947
SHLUB:
Are you sure about this, Ty?

261
00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:16,880
I've never been more prepared
for anything in my life.

262
00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:19,183
DELIRIA: Stupendous,
you shouldn't be here.

263
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,087
STUPENDOUS: Why?
You don't think I'm good enough?

264
00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:23,426
Don't think
I can pull off a floppy hat?

265
00:09:23,427 --> 00:09:24,828
DELIRIA: She only invited us

266
00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,566
because I'm a goddess queen,

267
00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,773
which is a whole other
kind of special status of God.

268
00:09:29,774 --> 00:09:31,876
STUPENDOUS: No, it isn't.
You made that up.

269
00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:34,081
DELIRIA:
Yes, but that's the point.

270
00:09:34,181 --> 00:09:35,618
They don't know that.

271
00:09:35,718 --> 00:09:38,322
I've got them
in a wonderful panic about it.

272
00:09:38,323 --> 00:09:39,891
But it's a very
delicate balance,

273
00:09:39,892 --> 00:09:41,822
and they would love
to uncover the lie.

274
00:09:41,823 --> 00:09:44,568
STUPENDOUS: Wait.
You don't think I could keep a secret?

275
00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,171
Come on, Mom. I'm a soldier.

276
00:09:46,272 --> 00:09:50,180
DELIRIA: Which means you're good
at murder but bad at lying.

277
00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:51,783
The whole honor thing.

278
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,389
You know why everyone here
wears big hats and eye blockers?

279
00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,259
To hide
the faces they're lying off.

280
00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:58,897
STUPENDOUS:
What are the earrings for?

281
00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,466
DELIRIA:
To elongate the neck, keep up.

282
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:04,074
The fact is, you were invited
so they could grill you.

283
00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:05,611
So if you can't lie,

284
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:08,550
I'll lose this new status
I've worked semi-hard for,

285
00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,988
for however long it's been.
A couple of weeks.

286
00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,489
STUPENDOUS:
What if you taught me?

287
00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:14,095
DELIRIA: To lie? Hmm.

288
00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:16,165
I am an expert at lying.

289
00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:19,672
If we buckled down
and really work hard,

290
00:10:19,772 --> 00:10:21,308
huh, I'm sure it would work.

291
00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:23,680
STUPENDOUS: You think so?
DELIRIA: No, that was a lie.

292
00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:25,249
I've got my work cut out for me.

293
00:10:25,349 --> 00:10:28,523
TYRANNIS: So, Viscera,
let's talk about your interests.

294
00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:29,826
VISCERA: Okay, well...

295
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:31,395
TYRANNIS: Wow, very cool.

296
00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:32,798
VISCERA:
Oh, I barely said anything.

297
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,200
TYRANNIS:
Yes, I interrupted you.

298
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,831
Now I'll talk about me
for a bit,

299
00:10:35,832 --> 00:10:37,473
just until the light
goes out of your eyes.

300
00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:38,854
SHLUB: I still don't see why

301
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,547
you wouldn't at least
consider the marriage.

302
00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:41,650
She's gorgeous.

303
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,086
Way out of your league.

304
00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:45,296
TYRANNIS: Thanks, Dad.
Tell me, Viscera,

305
00:10:45,357 --> 00:10:46,960
do you like alternative comedy

306
00:10:46,961 --> 00:10:48,095
or anti-comedy,

307
00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:49,698
where the humor's
more conceptual

308
00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:51,067
and challenges
people's assumptions

309
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,537
about what it even means
to be funny?

310
00:10:52,538 --> 00:10:54,208
VISCERA: Oh, I love it.

311
00:10:54,341 --> 00:10:56,871
TYRANNIS: Well, I wonder
whether you really know

312
00:10:56,872 --> 00:10:58,515
the kind of thing
I'm talking about.

313
00:10:58,516 --> 00:11:00,720
If you do, you probably
don't completely understand it.

314
00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:03,526
I'll be happy to take you
to see someone and explain the jokes to you.

315
00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:05,029
VISCERA: Seriously? Would you?

316
00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:09,037
Oh, you are so generous
with your expertise.

317
00:11:09,038 --> 00:11:11,407
TYRANNIS: Ever seen
a thigh that's skinnier

318
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,678
than its adjoining calf?

319
00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:14,816
VISCERA:
Oh, yeah, I think it's hot.

320
00:11:14,817 --> 00:11:16,752
I like that you're built
like a marionette

321
00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:18,422
someone whittled while drunk.

322
00:11:18,523 --> 00:11:19,692
ASSKILL: Come, Shlub.

323
00:11:19,693 --> 00:11:21,595
Let's leave young lovers
to their loving.

324
00:11:21,596 --> 00:11:23,198
SHLUB: But-
VISCERA: Wanna kiss?

325
00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:24,401
I should mention

326
00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:26,104
that it's customary
for the bride

327
00:11:26,105 --> 00:11:28,677
to take a ceremonial bite
out of the groom's lip.

328
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,280
TYRANNIS: Oh, is that...

329
00:11:30,347 --> 00:11:32,284
Are you, um...

330
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,187
Hold on. Are you onto me?

331
00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:37,237
VISCERA: You mean the fact
that you're trying to repel me?

332
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,664
Yeah. Good luck with that.

333
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,398
TYRANNIS:
You mean you want to marry me?

334
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,302
VISCERA: You know what?
I'm not wild about the idea,

335
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:44,875
but it's the only way
I can eventually run this place,

336
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,846
and I'm not trying
to get exiled.

337
00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:48,649
TYRANNIS: Wouldn't it be better
to be exiled

338
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,053
and free to do what you want

339
00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:52,724
instead of being forced
to do what your dad wants here?

340
00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:54,415
VISCERA:
What I want is to create

341
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,863
the best possible Killasses.

342
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,834
I actually think
I'd be a pretty great leader,

343
00:11:57,835 --> 00:11:59,704
making improvements-
TYRANNIS: Improvements,

344
00:11:59,705 --> 00:12:01,509
like adding
another toddler buffet?

345
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,112
VISCERA: Ty, it's a small city.

346
00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:06,052
How many toddler buffets
do we really need?

347
00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:07,655
TYRANNIS: You actually have-

348
00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,692
Oh, hey, you're funny.

349
00:12:09,826 --> 00:12:12,130
Thanks.
Coming from a comedy expert,

350
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,401
that means a lot.

351
00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:15,882
DELIRIA: Okay, Stupendous.

352
00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:17,975
Lying is just
like strangling a man.

353
00:12:18,075 --> 00:12:20,581
It's sweaty work
that doesn't feel good at first.

354
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:22,416
STUPENDOUS:
Disagree. First strangle

355
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:23,921
is famously the best.

356
00:12:23,922 --> 00:12:26,291
DELIRIA: But with practice,
it becomes second nature.

357
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:29,899
And I need you to not give away
that goddess-queen is a scam.

358
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,268
So, repeat after me.

359
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,905
I love your hair.

360
00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:35,442
STUPENDOUS: I love your hair?
DELIRIA: Terrible. Again.

361
00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:38,416
STUPENDOUS:
Oh, that's just water weight.

362
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:39,953
I couldn't help you move.

363
00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:43,259
I was sick with an illness
that killed both of my grandmas.

364
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:46,365
What? You totally have
the bone structure

365
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:47,936
to pull off a pixie cut.

366
00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:50,707
What a beautiful infant child.

367
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,109
That one feels like a stretch.

368
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,081
DELIRIA: Not if you sell it.

369
00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:56,819
STUPENDOUS:
Sure, I'd love to see a play.

370
00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:58,524
Sure, I'd love to see a play.

371
00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:00,961
Sure, I'd love to see a play.

372
00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:02,697
DELIRIA:
Wait, do that last one again.

373
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,001
Second to last.

374
00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:05,837
STUPENDOUS:
Sure, I'd love to see a play.

375
00:13:05,838 --> 00:13:07,372
DELIRIA: By Zeus,
I think you've got it.

376
00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:09,110
STUPENDOUS: Really?
DELIRIA: Nah,

377
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:10,478
but the party's starting,
and if we're late,

378
00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:11,816
we won't get a swag bag.

379
00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:14,655
ASSKILL: Shlub, old friend.
Soon to be family.

380
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,860
SHLUB: Yes, I hope so.
I know so.

381
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,264
Guess I'll be spending
a lot more time here,

382
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,037
and you in Krapopolis.
ASSKILL: In Krapopolis?

383
00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:23,873
SHLUB:
When you come to visit Viscera.

384
00:13:23,874 --> 00:13:25,110
ASSKILL: Oh, I see.

385
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,649
No. Tyrannis and Viscera
will live here.

386
00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,853
Killasses is a closed society.

387
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:32,858
After the wedding, your son
will never be able to leave.

388
00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:34,696
SHLUB: Never be able to leave?

389
00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:36,164
ASSKILL: Have a drink with me!

390
00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:37,968
SHLUB:
I thought you'd never ask.

391
00:13:39,572 --> 00:13:41,008
What the? This isn't wine.

392
00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:43,111
ASSKILL: Of course it's not.
You're in Killasses.

393
00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:44,922
SHLUB:
It doesn't taste like blood.

394
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:47,085
ASSKILL:
No, it's cranberry juice. I don't drink.

395
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,157
SHLUB: I'm sure we've tippled
together in the past.

396
00:13:49,158 --> 00:13:51,127
That time at the tavern.
ASSKILL: Mocktails.

397
00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:53,634
You do know
you're in a dry society, right?

398
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,970
SHLUB:
There was still some in there.

399
00:13:55,971 --> 00:13:57,841
No drinking?
My son can never leave?

400
00:13:57,842 --> 00:14:00,278
But I suppose he'll be happy
here with your daughter.

401
00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:02,283
ASSKILL: The main thing
he'll be expected to do

402
00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:05,223
is produce
many strapping female heirs.

403
00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,126
SHLUB: Oh, that part
doesn't sound so bad.

404
00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:09,097
ASSKILL:
Via monogamous procreative sex.

405
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,101
And missionary only, obviously.

406
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:13,472
SHLUB: I have to save my boy!

407
00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:18,749
VISCERA: Wait, you let
the people choose their leader,

408
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,021
and they chose your dad?
[Laughs]

409
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:23,793
TYRANNIS:
I know, rookie mistake, right?

410
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,564
All right, yep.

411
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,068
Yes, my misfortune is hilarious.

412
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,739
VISCERA: It isn't not.

413
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:32,543
I mean, it's cool you invented
an electoral process, really,

414
00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:34,782
but phew,
should have seen that coming.

415
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,318
You have a nice laugh.

416
00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:37,954
VISCERA: I can't tell
if you're flirting now

417
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,692
or still trying
to drive me away.

418
00:14:39,693 --> 00:14:41,628
TYRANNIS: I acknowledge
that it is probably hard to tell the difference.

419
00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,766
VISCERA: Wow,
and you didn't win the election.

420
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,336
TYRANNIS: Ha ha.

421
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,415
So, I feel like I have to ask

422
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,085
about the cannibal thing.

423
00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:55,088
VISCERA: Cannibal thing?
Come on, Ty.

424
00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:57,439
Do I come to your city
and police your customs?

425
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,998
TYRANNIS: Well, no, I just-
VISCERA: I'm kidding. Mostly.

426
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,735
Honestly, it's not something
I'm proud of.

427
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:03,204
I know it's a little barbaric,

428
00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:06,178
but a good butt sandwich
or some crispy raider belly, oh.

429
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:07,881
I might not be
a good enough person

430
00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:09,585
to completely give
that stuff up.

431
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:11,121
TYRANNIS: That tasty, huh?

432
00:15:11,122 --> 00:15:12,858
VISCERA: You wanna try some?
TYRANNIS: No, no, no.

433
00:15:12,859 --> 00:15:14,360
VISCERA: [Laughs]

434
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,505
DELIRIA: Okay, you can do this
one last time.

435
00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:21,373
STUPENDOUS:
My mom's a goddess queen,

436
00:15:21,374 --> 00:15:24,013
which is a whole other level
of God, so that's cool.

437
00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:26,251
You were right.
Lying felt bad at first,

438
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,290
but then I just started
believing my own lies.

439
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,293
DELIRIA: This feels like
the day I gave birth to you,

440
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:33,700
and today I have once again
created a monster.

441
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,269
Now, go forth and fudge.

442
00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:36,839
STUPENDOUS: You're not wrong.

443
00:15:36,939 --> 00:15:38,142
He's wrong.

444
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,547
Hey, what you're doing
isn't stupid.

445
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,117
It's brave.

446
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:43,753
Goat? I've seen goats,

447
00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:46,091
and nobody at this party
seems like a goat.

448
00:15:46,224 --> 00:15:48,095
It's not a wart,
it's just a bump.

449
00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,332
Warts are contagious.

450
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:53,105
HERA: Oh, I am so glad
you're enjoying the party.

451
00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:57,882
Has either of you had the chance
to say hello to Aletheia?

452
00:15:57,982 --> 00:16:00,887
DELIRIA: Aletheia is here?
I love her.

453
00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:03,025
I'm going to go
and say hi right now.

454
00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:04,495
HERA: Right over there.

455
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,464
DELIRIA: Yes, forgot
we just have to, um-

456
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,435
[Whispers] Aletheia
is the personification of truth.

457
00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:10,139
She can detect any falsehood,

458
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,049
no matter
how convincingly fibbed.

459
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,849
Oh, personifications
are the worst.

460
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,686
EEGAH: [Bleats]

461
00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:18,355
ALETHEIA: Oh, really?

462
00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:19,659
EEGAH: [Squeaks]

463
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,262
TYRANNIS: Where do you stand
on arranged marriage?

464
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,066
VISCERA:
Outdated, paternalistic.

465
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,036
When I'm queen,
I'll abolish the practice.

466
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,306
TYRANNIS: As you should.

467
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:29,243
Although, if you liked
the person at all?

468
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:31,247
VISCERA: Oh, you mean
like if you thought

469
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,938
he was kind of cute
in a weird way?

470
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:35,557
TYRANNIS: Do you?
I mean, would one?

471
00:16:35,657 --> 00:16:38,730
Wait, I'm sorry,
was the biting thing real?

472
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,634
VISCERA: Do you want it to be?

473
00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:44,541
ASSKILL: I spent weeks
designing this table scheme!

474
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,477
TYRANNIS: What are you doing?
SHLUB: Son, I just wanted you

475
00:16:46,478 --> 00:16:49,184
to have a girlfriend,
and to trade you for grain.

476
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:51,756
But if you live here,
I'll never see you again.

477
00:16:51,757 --> 00:16:53,425
ASSKILL:
I didn't say you can't see him.

478
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:55,328
SHLUB: You said I'd have
to come to a city

479
00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:58,469
with no drinking and a dim view
on adulterous shenanigans.

480
00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:01,075
Like I'm gonna come
to a place with no shenans.

481
00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:03,211
Stop spreading hairs.
The deal is off.

482
00:17:03,212 --> 00:17:05,081
We'll get our grain
somewhere else.

483
00:17:05,082 --> 00:17:06,685
ASSKILL:
It's not just the grain.

484
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,622
If you call off this marriage,
Viscera will be exiled.

485
00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:10,761
And our friendship
will be so off.

486
00:17:10,861 --> 00:17:13,566
SHLUB: So be it. My son
deserves a life of freedom.

487
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,807
Why? And to be the lazy one
on the bottom sometimes.

488
00:17:16,808 --> 00:17:18,108
Why should he do all the work?

489
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:19,377
TYRANNIS: [Screams]

490
00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:20,814
I'll call you!

491
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:23,084
DELIRIA: I should have known.

492
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,388
This was all a trap

493
00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,860
to prove my goddess queen status
is a lie.

494
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,329
STUPENDOUS: I have a plan.

495
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,465
DELIRIA: Stupendous,
you can't dupe Aletheia.

496
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,469
Even I'm not phony enough
to pull that off.

497
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,040
STUPENDOUS:
We're not gonna lie to her.

498
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,408
You're gonna slip out the back,

499
00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,179
and I'm gonna lie
to everybody else.

500
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,110
DELIRIA: That's your plan?
Fleeing?

501
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,620
STUPENDOUS: No, slipping out.

502
00:17:40,754 --> 00:17:43,092
That's how a goddess queen
leaves a party,

503
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,329
rudely
and without saying goodbye.

504
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,134
DELIRIA: Oh, my God, that almost
sounded like a thing.

505
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,538
STUPENDOUS:
If I've learned anything here,

506
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,409
it's that social rules
are just lies

507
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,278
that more
than two people believe.

508
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,282
DELIRIA: But how will you get
out of talking to Aletheia?

509
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,219
STUPENDOUS: I'll tell her
I got to hit the can.

510
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,924
It's technically never a lie.

511
00:17:58,925 --> 00:18:01,761
SHLUB: You changed your mind.
How was I supposed to know?

512
00:18:01,762 --> 00:18:03,464
TYRANNIS: I don't know.
Reading the room?

513
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:04,969
Picking up on subtle cues?

514
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,805
SHLUB: I've never really
had to do that.

515
00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:08,108
I prefer huge cues.

516
00:18:08,109 --> 00:18:09,911
TYRANNIS:
Viscera was smart, beautiful,

517
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:11,716
passionate about civilization.

518
00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,385
I liked her, Dad.

519
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:16,023
SHLUB: Enough to give up wine
and a world of sexual options?

520
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:18,362
For me to give
those things up, briefly,

521
00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,232
if I ever want to see my son?

522
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,803
TYRANNIS: Honestly, yes.

523
00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:23,973
And I know that's actually
a legitimate sacrifice for you,

524
00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:26,344
so, yeah, that much.

525
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:30,486
SHLUB: Somehow things
are worse off than they started.

526
00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:34,260
Wait a moment.
You're not New Scott.

527
00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:36,899
DELIRIA: I'm sorry I tried
to keep you from the party.

528
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,250
It's okay. I just thought
you were ashamed of me.

529
00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:42,077
Stupendous,
I've never been ashamed of you.

530
00:18:42,177 --> 00:18:43,513
Come on, Mom.

531
00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,983
Don't bull-poop
a freshly-minted bull-pooper.

532
00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:48,657
Well, I've certainly never been
less ashamed of you

533
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:49,992
than I am today.

534
00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:51,828
STUPENDOUS:
That I can maybe believe.

535
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:54,668
One question. Why did you even
tell Scott where you were going?

536
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,739
DELIRIA: Hmm?
I tell Scott everything.

537
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:57,907
STUPENDOUS: What?

538
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,177
SCOTT: King Schlub,

539
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,683
Prince Tyrannis
has answered your summons.

540
00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:03,554
Right, send him in.

541
00:19:03,555 --> 00:19:05,556
TYRANNIS: Dad.
You're very awake at midday.

542
00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:07,093
SHLUB: I'm as surprised as you.

543
00:19:07,094 --> 00:19:08,729
I've given
a lot of thought to before

544
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,499
when I needed help,
and you said no.

545
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,071
TYRANNIS: I should have just
bailed you out like you asked.

546
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,574
You may have messed up
my love life,

547
00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,045
but you never asked to be king.

548
00:19:16,046 --> 00:19:17,614
You shouldn't have
to do it alone.

549
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,484
SHLUB: I know.
I needed a number two,

550
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,275
which is why
I decided to get one,

551
00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:24,194
right after I stopped laughing
at the words number two.

552
00:19:24,328 --> 00:19:25,697
There I go again.

553
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,767
It's actually the number part
that's the funniest,

554
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:30,974
when you get past the
front-facing funny of feces.

555
00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:32,210
No, it's the two.

556
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:33,580
Wait, it's the faeces.

557
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,849
TYRANNIS: Well, I'm not sure
I want to do it

558
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,219
as a permanent position,

559
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,923
but I'd be happy
to help you out now and then.

560
00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:40,794
SHLUB: Oh, you misunderstand.

561
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:43,465
I went in another direction.

562
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:45,502
VISCERA: Hi, Ty.
TYRANNIS: Princess Viscera?

563
00:19:45,503 --> 00:19:48,241
VISCERA: Although it's just
Viscera now. Exile and all.

564
00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,992
SHLUB:
Which made her easy to hire.

565
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:53,352
I remember you said she was
passionate about civilization.

566
00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:55,221
TYRANNIS: How on earth
did you retain that?

567
00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:56,526
No clue. All I know is

568
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,663
she seemed
like the girl for the job.

569
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:01,000
TYRANNIS: Thanks, Dad.
This was kingy of you.

570
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,374
SHLUB: Viscera, you may start
doing work immediately.

571
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,211
And now, time for a nap.

572
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,648
Scott, I'm back.

573
00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:09,618
TYRANNIS: So, you're welcome,
by the way.

574
00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:11,355
VISCERA: For getting me exiled?

575
00:20:11,356 --> 00:20:13,325
TYRANNIS: I was gonna say,
"getting you your dream job

576
00:20:13,326 --> 00:20:14,662
and out of exile."

577
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,497
VISCERA: Hmm, pretty sure
that was your dad.

578
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:17,967
TYRANNIS:
I just hope it's not tense,

579
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,271
working with your ex.

580
00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:20,940
VISCERA:
Okay, we were never together.

581
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:23,144
TYRANNIS: We were pretty close.
Admit it, we had a-

582
00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:24,347
We had a moment.

583
00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:26,484
VISCERA:
Okay, maybe we had a moment.

584
00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:29,625
TYRANNIS: Aha!
VISCERA: Or maybe I was just being nice

585
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,695
because I was hoping
to dragoon you into marriage,

586
00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:34,367
then turn you into my patsy
for my own craven uses.

587
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,738
Guess we'll never know.
See you around the kingdom.

588
00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:38,408
TYRANNIS: I'd be fine
with either one of those things,

589
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,812
for the record.

590
00:20:40,513 --> 00:20:41,682
Dragoon?

591
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,360
SHLUB: And then he said,
"So I'm just out of a job now.

592
00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:48,897
What am I going to do?"

593
00:20:48,964 --> 00:20:50,867
[All laughing]

594
00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,070
DELIRIA: Oh, Scott.

595
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,274
He's always been my favorite.

596
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,943
HIPPOCAMPUS: Always?
TYRANNIS: Your favorite?

597
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,446
SHLUB: Good wine, by the way.

598
00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:59,416
STUPENDOUS: Oh, yeah.
I thought we ran out of wine.

599
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,021
HIPPOCAMPUS: Glad you like it.

600
00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:02,990
TYRANNIS: Hippo, did you solve
the famine while we were gone?

601
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:04,694
HIPPOCAMPUS: Oh, no. Not at all.
This is all we have.

602
00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:07,133
Tiny rat feet can only stomp
so many grapes,

603
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,435
and tiny rat nipples

604
00:21:08,537 --> 00:21:10,407
can only make
so much rat milk cheese.

605
00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:12,878
It's been that way
since there's been nipples

606
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,548
on rats.
TYRANNIS: Tiny what?

607
00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:17,386
HIPPOCAMPUS: Carlos, Elliot,
Ethan, get in here!

608
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,593
TYRANNIS: And those rats?

609
00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:22,362
What was the thing
you were saying?

610
00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:23,900
Can it only make so much-?

611
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,302
Oh my God!

612
00:21:25,303 --> 00:21:27,907
STUPENDOUS: The rat poop cheese
is actually really good.

613
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:28,958
Rat?

614
00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,848
Rat? Rat?

615
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:32,617
DAN: Did you get any of that?

616
00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,759
-Bento.
[People cheering]

617
00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:41,359
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